nevver:

Fortune cookie

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via taintmansion)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via dakotaaaa)

"Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment."

— Rachel Wolchin (via grateful-melancholic)

(Source: fellinlovewithmelancholy, via accepttheflux)

"Never get rid of the person who understands you more than anyone else."

— Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

(via soyabug)

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